Let’s make a deal: You’ll stop saying it.

The exception is this: you’re talking explicitly about snuffing the life out of something that at one point was living and, now, is not.

This includes, but is not limited to, the following variations:

  • killin it
  • killed it
  • killingification of the itness

And if you decide to retweet this post and say I “killed it,” I’m going to come after you, your wife/husband/boyfriend/girlfriend, kids, parents, aunts, uncles, grandparents, cousins, second cousins, all of those people’s pets, those pets’ parents and those pets’ offspring, and I will block you all from the internet.